There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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