he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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