ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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