Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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