What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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