New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Randomize