I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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