I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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