no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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