Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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