How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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