What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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