You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think a kid would responsible me up
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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