i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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