I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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