ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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