i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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