You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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