We're like a lot better than the average bears
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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