So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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