Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
All I want is dick and wine.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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