David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
