So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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