if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Are we still banned from the library?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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