So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
