What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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