you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
How many fucks given?
0.12846
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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