Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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