Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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