I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
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i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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