please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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