..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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