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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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