BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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