My room smells like vodka and shame
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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