I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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