Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
