and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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