i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize