"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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