So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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