Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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