Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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