ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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