we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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