Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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