No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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