Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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