There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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