sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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