Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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