Dual....:-)
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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