this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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