You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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