do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
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PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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